Opinion article....that never happened.
A Friday Night Non-Commentary It is a Friday evening and I have nothing to say. I sit at my desk chair, meditating on my life to this point, trying to think of some social injustice to rant about. I’ve got nothing. I could write a tirade about Rick Perry, the economy, the dying beluga whales, or the fact that the angle theta is out to get me, but I shall refrain. As of right now, I am not...
I hope Rick Perry gets reincarnated as a polar bear.
If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it ought to be good enough for the...– Miriam Ferguson, ex-governor of TX on eliminating foreign languages in schools.
Konichiwa. I would like to start this rant by giving a shout out to my kiwi and dairy intolerant pal who requested that I write another post for her personal entertainment. I am not able to bring my usual cheeriness to this entry and you will just have to deal with it. The reason for my present discomfort is that I have just returned after a road trip to Northern Maine. Maine’s claim to...
Howdy, Y’all. Happy August. (Sans exclamation points.) Let’s face it: August sucks. It is like the Sunday of the year. You know how on Sunday you just fritter your time away in fearful anticipation of the coming week? Well, that is kind of like the entire month of August. You sit. You mope. You eat some overly ripe watermelon. And you begin anticipating the new school year. What...
Welcome to my blog.
So I’m the coolest person you’ve ever stalked. It is 10:51 on a Friday night and I am creating a blog to create the illusion that I have friends who are maybe willing to read this. You (the imaginary reader) are probably wondering what the purpose of this blog is. Well, the beauty of this blog is that it has no purpose (and neither does your life if you are reading this): It is merely an...